Cosmopolitan charade

A traditional cosmopolitan is famous for being deceptively boozy. With all the flavors mixing together in that frosted martini glass, it’s hard to remember that there is vodka mingling amidst the hot pink. So you have another cosmo and then another and before you know it, you’re staring angrily at your purple bath mat for being “too loud” during your head ache as you reach for your second bottle of water the next morning. Hangovers are literally the worst.
But that’s the great thing about the Cosmopolitan Charade (and all mocktails for that matter), there are no hangovers the next morning. That’s right hangover, you’re canceled.